Sarah Palin’s Wardrobe Continues to Malfunction

Sarah Palin’s Wardrobe Continues to Malfunction

You all remember Sarah Palin, the Alaska Governor who ran for Vice President, don’t you? Well, Palin may have gone back to Alaska, but her $180,000.00 wardrobe is still kicking around the lower 48, causing headaches for the RNC. From the conservative (wishfully named) website New Majority:

Despite the Republican National Committee’s promise to donate Sarah Palin’s $180,000 campaign wardrobe to charity, word has it the Alaska governor’s clothes remain stuffed in trash bags at RNC headquarters, NewMajority has learned.

While Palin followed through on her promise to return her controversial wardrobe after the election, it seems the RNC has not followed through on its promise to give most of the clothes away.

It amuses me that, as the article goes on to say, big RNC donors have their own panties in a bunch over Palin’s unsold garments. With their party in worse disarray than the 12 tribes of Kobol, and with the election of a new chair on the horizon, these yahoos think they ought to be worried about having a yard sale for Palin’s duds.

It will get done eventually, and if Palin’s status as a sex symbol with Republican men holds up, they ought to turn a nice profit.

Still, on the off chance that it isn’t that they’re too busy, here are my…

Top 5 Reasons Sarah Palin’s Wardrobe Hasn’t Been Sold

5- Alterations – The clothes can’t be sold until, per an RNC agreement, a bitchin’ “RedState Army” patch is sewn onto every item.

4 – Moose Urine – An avid hunter, Palin’s clothes now have to be sorted to determine which were doused for the hunt, and which were not. The urine threads will cost extra.

3 – RNC Can’t Find Anyone Who Can Figure Out “PayPal” – They should just ask Ted Stevens, he knows a lot about the internet.

2 – Saving For “Palin Wardrobe Museum” – They just need to earmark $457 million to construct it. Oh, then they’ll need to build a bridge to it.

1 – Cheney Called “First Dibs.” – I think he’d look darling in that red jacket.

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7 Comments

  1. Obama is destroying our economy and constitution on an hourly basis and THIS is the crap the left is still worried about. No wonder the economy is being sold out from under us to China and the economy is collapsing around us. I guess 30 years from now liberals will still be blaming Bush and Sarah Palin’s wardrobe for everything. All of you liberals wanted Obama. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.

  2. […] Exclusive – RNC Says All of Palin’s Clothes Have Been Donated I wrote an opinion piece earlier today about Sarah Palin, and how the Republicans are trying to trash her.  While I was working on it, just for shits and giggles, I decided to call the RNC to see if they still have Palin’s clothes kicking around.  (I had a plan all ready for them.) […]

  3. Who cares about where Sara Palin’s clothes went with the economy the way it is if this is all you have to write about you need to get a new life.

  4. I am so glad to see you are out of your coma you were in for the last 8 years, but I am sorry to inform you that the economy was destroyed before you woke up. During you coma/vacation you had some free time to deliberate the economic situation, and I gather from your comments you have a better solution. Please don’t keep us waiting, tell us this idea of yours that is so much better. I do hope it is a better one than selling the wardrobe of Sarah Failin, because $150,000 or $180,000 or $250,000 or what ever the true amount spent on her lipstick and duds, just isn’t enough to pull the economy out of it’s downward spiral.

  5. Stephani,

    we can talk, but only if you’re willing to stop acting like this is the only thing I’ve ever written. Do your homework before you say I’ve been in a coma, or that I only have 1 idea.

  6. […] we last checked in on Sarah Palin’s $180,000.00 RNC-funded wardrobe (back in January), the pricey threads were languishing in trash bags at RNC headquarters. […]

  7. […] Note: Cross-posted from Daily Dose, with additional commentary below the fold. I wrote an opinion piece earlier (yesterday) about Sarah Palin, and how the Republicans are trying to trash her. While I was working on it, just for s**s and giggles, I decided to call the RNC to see if they still have Palin’s clothes kicking around. (I had a plan all ready for them.) […]


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