Student Alleges Police Brutality at Ann Coulter Lecture

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Student Alleges Police Brutality at Ann Coulter Lecture

I hate this kind of shit.  This dickbag thinks he knows the law, he thinks he’s gonna stick it to Ann Coulter, and he just makes us all look bad.  He’s lucky Coulter didn’t mace him.  If some jerkoff without a book jumped the line at my book signing, he’d be swallowing his fucking teeth instantly.  What, is she supposed to wait for the guy to throw acid on her?

I’m sure the cops were dicks, and that sucks, but cops are much worse dicks to people who deserve it even less.  I can’t believe the dude published that photo of a zit on his temple.  I’d have been embarrassed to brag about that kind of “injury.”  Did he write it in his special notebook?

Plus, he’s from Jersey.  C’mon, he got off easy.  In Jersey, if you don’t wear a seatbelt, the cops give you one warning shot.  One.

It’s shit like this that gives liberals the pussy reputation that most of us don’t deserve.

NSFW – Can You Spot the Obama in This Picture?

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Revealed: Why Chris Matthews Nixed Senate Run

I know more about this than I’m allowed to say.  Dammit.

Revealed: Why Chris Matthews Nixed Senate Run Releases Movie, Ziegler Does Today Show Releases Movie, Ziegler Does Today Show

Pool Report: National Governor’s Association Meeting

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Who Will Lose To Sarah Palin In 2012?

Who Will Lose To Sarah Palin In 2012?

I was watching Politico’s Sunday Morning Show Wrap-up, and besides Bobby Jindal reminding America why they can’t trust the GOP, I was struck by the fact that 2 of the shows are already teeing up primary opponents for Sarah Palin.

It’s SOP by now for these guys to claim that they’re focused on re-election, but in this case, they really ought to be worrying about the bird in the hand. Either that, or start figuring out how they can make themselves fit onto a Palin ticket.

I’m always happy to help my GOP brethren, so I have a few suggestions to help the 2012 losers get onto Palin’s ticket, so they can lose to Obama/Clinton:

Tim Pawlenty – He’s kinda got a leg up, since “Palin/Pawlenty” has a nice pop to it. Still, I think each candidate needs to appeal to a voter demo that Palin’s not getting. By 2012, there will be lots of young voters who will miss the misery of the Bush years that they were raised on. To capture these millions of voters, Pawlenty needs to go emo.

Joe Lieberman – If Palin decides to go the bipartisan route, Joe will be a top contender. Aside from his hawkishness and hostility toward women, Joe doesn’t have a lot going for him. I suggest he take a page from Palin’s “pitbull” playbook, and style himself as the “Joe-berman Pinscher with Lipstick.”

Bobby Jindal – He’s burnishing his ideologue’s credentials by refusing some stimulus funding, but he really needs to set himself apart. Since the whole “excorsist” thing didn’t pan out so well, I suggest he flip the script, and take on the manner of the demon possessed. People like a monster, as long as he’s their monster.

Mitt Romney – Maybe kajillionaires will be back in style by 2012, but if not, Mitt should get himself a toolbelt, some saggy pants, and a plunger to capture the 1100 or so Joe the Plumber votes that are still kicking around out there.

Jeb Bush – I don’t think he has any choice but to change his name to Jeb Obama.

Who Will Lose to Sarah Palin in 2012?

Who Will Lose to Sarah Palin in 2012?

Sean Penn Acceptance Speech – Transcript and Video

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Sean Penn Wins Best Actor, Slams Prop 8, Calls Barack ‘Elegant’


…For those who saw the signs of hatred as our cars drove in tonight, I think that it is a good time for those who voted for the ban against gay marriage to sit and reflect, and anticipate theor great shame, and the shame in theirgrandchildren’s eyes if they continue that way of support. We’ve got to have equal rights for everyone. And there are these last 2 things. I’m very, very proud to live in a country that is willing to elect an elegant man President, and a country who, for all its toughness, creates courageous artists, and this is in great due respect to all the nominees, creates courageous artists who despite sensitivity that sometimes has brought enormous challenges, Mickey Rourke rises again, and he is my brother.

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