Sorry, I was very pressed for time yesterday. I wrote a bunch at AOL, then I did the Media Lizzy Show at
3, with Caleb. I had to be in Passaic by 6, which means I had to get dressed and get going while I was still on the phone with Lizzy.
I was going to a fundraiser for Patrick Kennedy, which I’ll get more into later. Here’s a picture of Patrick and me, and here are yesterday’s quickies:
Overheard at fundraiser:”…it was great, those are all brown people, they use all brown people there…Oh, shit, I mean people from Brown University (laughter) I gotta be careful” So what if you’re a brown person who’s also a Brown person? Are you Brown squared?
Caleb Howe hearts Jake Tapper’s Twitter feed. I am apoplectic at the disloyalty. But I like it, too.
Hot chicks over 40…why is this news?
Ikea babies!
Say it ain’t so! Shamwow guy arrested for punching a hooker. Hope he can absorb those legal fees. Did she slip up and tell him she prefers paper towels?
We’re used to politicians screwing us, but we don’t all do oil paintings about it.
Bartender said he hated “Police Academy movies.
Ikea Fail!
Finally, fart guard technology advances to the consumer market.
OhHellNawl.com weather report
Paper clips for Daily Dose Girls. That’s why I love you.
One more thing. I hustle my ass off to get links and traffic for this site, but my best asset is you. Any time someone sends you a chain email or an annoying joke, hit “Reply All” and send them your favorite Daily Dose link, with a note about how you love me so. You can even bcc me at tommyxtopher@aim.com so I can feel the love. C’mon, Do It!
March 28, 2009
Categories: Daily Dose Only, Quickies . Tags: bobcat goldthwait, dick clips, ikea babies, jake tapper, patrick kennedy, police academy, shamwow, shamwow guy arrested, subtle butt, twitter . Author: Tommy Christopher . Comments: 4 Comments
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