Angelina Jolie’s Next Role: Blonde Assassin in Salt

Is that a movie role, or a really awesome appetizer?

Ann Coulter: Wasn’t Bobby Jindal Great in ‘Slumdog Millionaire?’

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Pelosi Tells House GOP to Count Their Blessings

Funny story.  Someone gave one of my kids a Valentine’s bear in leather gear, and we named it “Pelosi.”

Pelosi Tells House GOP to Count Their Blessings

Ann Coulter on the Hot Babes of CPAC

Note to Daily Dosers:  Dude, there were so many babes at CPAC, they ran out of #3’s to put on back of their shirts.  So many honeys, they ran out of nuts and Cheerios.  So many hot chicks, they needed tiny icepacks for their little foreheads.  You get the picture.

Caleb and I are going to try to get to YearlyKos this year, so we’ll see how our side stacks up.  I like our chances.

Ann Coulter on the Hot Babes of CPAC

I don’t mean that literally, of course.

The Daily Beast has Coulter telling Glenn Beck about how “the media” is ignoring all of the honeys at CPAC:

I really, really hate to do it, but I have to partially agree with Ann, there were loads of Republican hotties at CPAC, but I, at least, did not ignore that fact. I made repeated mention of this shocking phenomenon on Ed Morrissey’s show.

One of the conservatives on CPAC’s “Bloggers’ Row,” where I was embedded, told me, “Our women dress to breed.”

It’s tough to say how the ratio compared with such liberal-heavy events as the DNCC, the Election Night party, and the inauguration, but it was an eye-opener nonetheless. I encourage my fellows in the national media to uncover more of this trend.

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9 Memos Reveal 2nd Rate Bush Lawyers Sought 1st Rate Powers

Zzzzzz…huh?  Oh, this was assigned to me.

9 Memos Reveal 2nd Rate Bush Lawyers Sought 1st Rate Powers

‘Media Malpractice’s’ John Ziegler Makes ‘Worst Persons’

John didn’t get back to me yet, but I gotta say, Olbermann doesn’t track for me here.  He’s basically saying Ziegler is a traitor for calling traitors traitors.

‘Media Malpractice’s’ John Ziegler Makes ‘Worst Persons’

Coolio Gets Rolled Like a Hobo by Brits

From OhHellNawlBlog:

So Coolio had a gig in Stoke-on-Trent, England when he decided stage dive into the crowd. Too bad the audience parted, sending Coolio crashing to the floor. The crowd then reportedly mobbed the rapper, stealing his bandana, jewellery and shoes before he could be rescued by the venue’s security team.

I’m glad he’s OK, and I sympathize. The same thing happens to me if I fall asleep with my 3 year-old, and he wakes up first. He will break my glasses and shred the contents of my pockets.  Come to think of it, my hair even looks like that…

Meghan McCain’s Super Creepy Dating Tales

Meghan McCain’s Super Creepy Dating Tales

It publishes tomorrow morning, but the link works now.  I can’t believe some guy told her he wanted to give her a pearl necklace while thinking about her mom.  Wowzers.  I gotta give that guy a “subtext five!”

I didn’t want to get on Meg’s case there, AOL has a much bigger reader base, but she gets kinda stalky herself, digging through dudes’ Facebook stuff.  Doesn’t she know that people only friend other people so they can get more friends and shit?  That’s why I rarely use social networking utilities, they always get perverted into circle-jerk point-scoring systems.