What is Up With Brazilians? Grocery Store Spider Kills, Makes you Hard

Yesterday, it was New Jersey trying to ban the painful, but pleasing, Brazilian waxing treatment.  Today, it’s a deadly Brazilian spider at a grocery store.  You can yawn your way through the whole story, in which bug -expert-nerds argue over what kind of spider it was, inwardly lamenting their early decision to eschew anything that would ever get them laid, or you can knit together these tidbits from the story:

Childs said a bite will kill a person in about 25 minutes…

Oddly, the Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Researchers have found its venom also stimulates an hours-long erection in men.

Ah, what a way to go.  Hey, I think I did a story about this spider once.  Here’s a picture: (NSFW)

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7 Comments

  1. Childs said a bite will kill a person in about 25 minutes…

    Oddly, the Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Researchers have found its venom also stimulates an hours-long erection in men.

    heh heh, adds a whole new meaning to “deadwood”……

    and spiders freak me the hell out….hate them….highly phobic of them….give me the willies….

    shivers…ohhhhhh…..

  2. Mon Dieu! That spider has nothing on Brazilian wax treatments when it comes to pain.

  3. Michelle, the “willies”? This spider gives you just one.

  4. Gee, why did this headline just send a thrill up my leg(s)? Come home soon 😉 Hello, ladies! No pain, no gain on those Brazilians, though. So worth it.

  5. Diana!! Spoken like one of us who are in for the ‘greater good’ 😉

  6. […] #947 Why it Sucks to be a Fish Michelle pointed this out in comments: ok, we had the Brazilian wax issue….now its flesh eating fish???? […]

  7. What it doesn’t tell you is WHERE the spider has to bite you to bring on the desired outcome…


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