Is This Worth Never Getting Laid Again?

The New York Times reports on the design trend that says,”Um, I guess I’ve already had enough sex in my life.  I’m d19trek-600one.”

For the record, my answer is, “That depends on what the buttons do, but probably, yes.”

I also predict that Caleb’s answer will include a detailed critique of the flaws in this guy’s uniform.

Portia De Rossi Apologizes for Not Marrying Jessica Alba

Well, not exactly.  That’s what I’d like her to apologize for.  Here’s what she really said:

Actress Portia De Rossi Apologizes for Marrying Ellen DeGeneres