NSFW:How Bad Does Your Beer Have to Taste For You to Put Tits on the Bottle?

One doesn’t naturally follow the other, but doesn’t it seem a little desperate?  From TastyBooze.com:bottles

Three buddies in Australia came up with a unique way to market their bottled beer called Skinny Blonde. Instead of using cutting edge ink technology to turn some bullshit mountains blue the guys at Skinny Blonde make a pin-up girl’s top disappear as the bottle warms up. Yep, you read that correctly, not only do you get a bottle of beer but you get boobies as well. That is what I call a win, win situation

I would normally put a picture like this below the fold, but hey, it’s a DRAWING.  Chillax.

I have a few problems with this. First of all, you’d have to be Australian in the first place to give people an incentive to warm their beer up.  I guess we could run a pool to see how long it takes for some impatient horndog to be the first guy to microwave a beer.

Now, the girl on the bottle is hot, for a cartoon, but I wouldn’t call her “skinny.”   I realize that’s a play on the low-carbedness of the beer, but they’re alienating a large population of guys for whom “skinny” does not equal awesome.

In the US, I’m sure they’d be accused of misogyny by people who didn’t say shit when Budweiser had a horse fart in a girls face during the Super Bowl.

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1 Comment

  1. Now, those are your kind of breasts!


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