Sarah Palin Porno Parody Actress in Eminem’s New Vid, and on Tour

I wrote about Em’s new vid on AOL this morning, and I made a good guess that the girl playing Sarah Palin in the video was the same one who starred in Hustler’s “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?”  Sure, it took hours of painstaking comparison, but I was willing to make the sacrifice.

Turns out I was right.  Good eye, me.

While I can see the attraction that many guys (on both sides of the aisle) feel toward Palin, I don’t think her $150,000 wardrobe, or Hustler’s porno, or any picture I’ve seen of her is as attractive as this simple shot of the Governor in a t-shirt.505px-sarah_palin_kuwait_22a1

I could still do without her ridiculous policy pronouncements. Is she offering the US a treaty with Alaska?

As for Em, I know he dosn’t give a f*ck what anybody thinks, but his hostility toward women, even in the context of his hostility to everyone, is over the top.  Life is already hostile enough.

In other Palin porn news, Lisa Ann, the actress who plays Paylin and Palin, is on a tour of strip clubs.  She gave an interview to the Fairfield County Weekly, revealing shockers like the fact that the Governor’s office hasn’t contacted her:

Weekly: Are you into politics?

Lisa Ann: I sure am. I found Palin to be ridiculous on many levels: her actions, her mannerisms, her style, then her ideas. It was funny to portray her.

What ideas of hers dontcha like?

Her views on abortion, for one. To be a politician as a woman you need to be in the center — you don’t want too much sex appeal. Hillary Clinton does it well.

What’s wrong with Palin having sex appeal?

It’s a distraction from politics. I hope people wouldn’t be swayed either way by sex appeal. People vote for all the wrong reasons anyway, but if we throw sex appeal into the mix we’ll have [a disaster.]

Don’t you contribute to that if you portray Palin in a sex film?

No, because we are spoofing on it. We make fun of it by representing what she represents in politics. How can someone have such strong family values and not have a good-enough connection with her daughter to talk about having safe sex, so she isn’t pregnant at 18?

You blame Palin for that? That happens to all sorts of families, doesn’t it? And kids will be kids.

Right, but parents don’t want to accept that kids are having sex at a young age. There had to be a lack of communication.

What response have you gotten to the film?

We attracted a new audience of fans, maybe people that were not that into porn. It’s one of those things that everybody bought just to say they have it. It might invigorate the economy and the industry a little because, you know, the economy everywhere is very slow.

Have you heard from the governor’s office?

I have not.

I also tracked down this older interview with Lisa Ann, from 2006:

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28 Comments

  1. Re Palin’s comments about Obama’s policies.

    Oh pooh on Palin…the sky is falling…maybe she needs an acorn on her head!
    Chicken Little
    Narrated especially for Harris, by his Dad
    (who would rather be there in person) Click on the chick

    One day Chicken Little was walking in the woods when — KERPLUNK — an acorn fell on her head
    “Oh my goodness!” said Chicken Little. “The sky is falling! I must go and tell the king.”

    ——————————————————————————–
    On her way to the king’s palace, Chicken Little met Henny Penny. Henny Penny said that she was going into the woods to hunt for worms.
    “Oh no, don’t go!” said Chicken Little. “I was there and the sky fell on my head! Come with me to tell the king.”

    So Henny Penny joined Chicken Little and they went along and went along as fast as they could.

    Soon they met Cocky Locky, who said, “I’m going to the woods to hunt for seeds.”

    “Oh no, don’t go!” said Henny Penny. “The sky is falling there! Come with us to tell the king.”

    So Cocky Locky joined Henny Penny and Chicken Little, and they went along and went along as fast as they could.

    Soon they met Goosey Poosey, who was planning to go to the woods to look for berries.

    “Oh no, don’t go!” said Cocky Locky. “The sky is falling there! Come with us to tell the king.” So Goosey Poosey joined Cocky Locky, Henny Penny and Chicken Little, and they went along as fast as they could.

    Then who should appear on the path but sly old Foxy Woxy.

    “Where are you going, my fine feathered friends?” asked Foxy Woxy. He spoke in a polite manner, so as not to frighten them.

    “The sky is falling!” cried Chicken Little. “We must tell the king.”

    “I know a shortcut to the palace,” said Foxy woxy sweetly. “Come and follow me.”

    ——————————————————————————–
    But wicked Foxy Woxy did not lead the others to the palace. He led them right up to the entrance of his foxhole. Once they were inside, Foxy Woxy was planning to gobble them up!

    ——————————————————————————–
    Just as Chicken Little and the others were about to go into the fox’s hole, they heard a strange sound and stopped.

    ——————————————————————————–

    It was the king’s hunting dogs, growling and howling.
    How Foxy Woxy ran, across the meadows and through the forests, with the hounds close behind. He ran until he was far, far away and never dared to come back again.

    ——————————————————————————–
    After that day, Chicken Little always carried an umbrella with her when she walked in the woods. The umbrella was a present from the king. And if — KERPLUNK — an acorn fell, Chicken Little didn’t mind a bit. In fact, she didn’t notice it at all.

    The End

  2. Tommy,
    Are you on a first name basis with “Em?” Who in the world calls Eminem “Em” except Tommy Christopher. Just curious To.

  3. Can Lisa Ann write off abortions on her taxes?

    Although I agree with her about not voting based on sex appeal. Who’d be dumb enough to do that?

  4. A porn star is being judgemental?

    ok,

    Heh,.. Edwards and Bill’s haircuts and primping weren’t to ya know,… ad just a tad of,.. a certain,.. oh,…. sex appeal?

    As far as rap goes,.. I avoid it as much as possible, hanging on to my rock a billy, metal head bangers, Meatloaf is king club card. I know that may be an odd mx, but then, I like odd,.. who the Hell wants to be merely average?

  5. You don’t “write off” abortions. You scrape them off.

    soory.

  6. Oh, I apologize. Apparently, Eminem is called “Em.” It’s still retarded, just can’t really dig at Tommy. DANG IT. It’s tough screwing with God.

  7. “Hello Mudda! Hello Fadda! Here I Am At! Camp Obama!”

    Come find out why Bachmann must be silenced in my first poopy article on how to brainwash properly. Rinse and repeat.

    http://cubicpolitics.wordpress.com/2009/04/08/hello-mudda-hello-fadda-here-i-am-at-camp-obama/

  8. Cu,

    Fu of yo tw

  9. You self-promoting whore! You make me proud.

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  14. Sarah Palin is beautiful, smart, tough, courageous, has integrity, is competent, etc etc etc and a lady of faith. She scares the daylights out of the Lunatic Liberals. It’s like their Darkness cringes from her Light and they hate her. They don’t even know why but they hate her.
    Hint: she’s honest, patriotic and a believer. Ewwww!
    Leave her alone. Just get out of her way because she will be back. President Bush never answered the despicable lies of the media. They smeared him so badly and he never took a stand, except in the case of the Low Down Lying Dog Dan Rather. This time she will be prepared for the vicious hateful grilling of the liberal loser media. As well as the ridiculous questions (What do you read up there is Alaska??? Do you have magazines up there in Alaska?) Gee, Crazy Cow Katie Couric, WTF are you talking about, what do YOU read, numbskull??
    She will get votes from the people who have sense to see a VERY GOOD THING for this poor poor country and by the time BO gets through, we’ll trample each other at the polls to vote for her.
    That Levi dog is a sleazy mother fugger to go on Tyra and lie about her and her daughter. He is scum. Good looking, but the truth will out. Bet Bristol is glad to be rid of that rubbish. Ah young love! Oh, well…keep trashing Sarah, just shows how frightened you are of her!
    PALIN/NUGENT 2012

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  17. Nugent???

    have you read about his past??? when he was a rock star??

    You do know about his groupiebaby, right….he lived with an underaged girl…that was “given” to him, by her groupie mother…

    and they “fell in love”…she was a child!

    he would never make it past the vetting process….you may think Ted is cool now…

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