NSFW – Girls Don’t Really Kiss Like This, Do They?

I just did a story about this video, recently scrubbed from the Vir4ginia GOP’s viewing history, at AOL, but I wanted to add my own critique here.  There’s no nudity in it, but I’d advise some privacy and some spare time:

Now, I thought this video was really hot until they got to the actual kissing.  This is a pitfall for most erotica, the obsession with revealing everything to the camera.  People don’t kiss like that in real life.  It gets all cold in there.  Look, I am perfectly capable of knowing that their tongues are touching without an on-camera dissection.

Still, even with that, it’s a pretty hot clip.  It also has about as much to do with gay anything as a Mel Gibson movie.  The intent of the film is obviously to arouse men, and maybe bi-curious women.  It works, don’t get me wrong.

I also searched the name on the next video down on the VAGOPTV channel, and I found this Brian Moran campaign song that I was all ready to mock, except I kinda liked it.  Secret about me:  I’m a sucker for banjo music.

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2 Comments

  1. So,.. what. I’m a conservative, but not a social one,

    and no dem staffers have ever done something stupid,.. right,..

  2. Re THE KISS Some Chick’s Perspective:

    1. The music OY VEY ‘Chariots of Fire’ in the handbasket to hell. I know guys can’t hear once the pickle pops up but sadly women aren’t as blessed.

    2. That Colts Nuzzling pre-kiss was, well, trying.

    3. Those tongues were (superior snort) suitable for naught but flies.

    Old porn is better (despite much hirsuteness and poor hygene) because you could smell the DESIRE. If not desire for each other, desire for the drugs they’d get after they’re paid.


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