Because all I wanted to do today was write about the Pee-Pee Patrol.
Sure, I’m oversimplifying a little.
Just trust me, though, if you spent your goddam day doing what I spent my goddam day doing, you’d be pissed off too. More than the poor French bastard who got to test-drive the new anti-pee wall.
See, it’s not enough to work hard, or to be skillful, or to achieve a deep understanding of a subject, or to do goddam handstands. I don’t really know what does matter, to tell you the truth. If I did, I wouldn’t be so pissed off right now.
All I know is, nobody ever busted a blood vessel investigating the Pee-Pee Patrol.