Update: At CPAC 2010, McCullough and I buried the hatchet (to his credit, he approached me), so I hereby retract “dickbag.” I’m leaving the post up because, well, I wrote it, and it serves as a reminder of when to take a deep breath.
Wow, what a dickbag this guy is, I hate to even give him a link. Well, maybe the extra traffic will help him pay for those Viagra he has on layaway.
Remember this from yesterday? Yeah, the one where I stuck up for Kevin’s buddy. Well, this dickbag is such a dickbag that he can’t stand it that Baldwin talked to me. Sick jealousy. Dude, I wasn’t trying to horn in on your action.
Here are the facts: I talked to the event staff at the book signing, and followed their instructions to the letter. There was nobody waiting there for them. Stephen Baldwin was cautious, but polite. He hadn’t heard the quote, and observed that it was weird that nobody else had. Exactly my thoughts. His dickbag buddy made him all nervous, so he understandably didn’t want to say more.
And his claim about how people get quotes is a joke. First of all, he’s bitching because they’re in an all-fired hurry, but he wants me to play Stephen a clip and let him ruminate for awhile. Funny, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, and Joe the Plumber didn’t have any such objection. In fact, this dickbag was the only person in all of CPAC to give me any static at all.
His post about me is hilariously scummy, as he homophobically asserts that I’m “homosexual,” which means, I suppose, that Captain Ed Morrissey is too, since he agrees with me about civil unions. Or maybe McCullough was just fantasizing out loud, wishing he could get into my disheveled pants. Nothing wrong with that, I’m a handsome guy with a lot of good qualities.
He also asserts that I “occasionally cross-post at AOL.” Done laughing yet? Yeah, I did 133 posts for them last month. Idiot. I actually posted the video at AOL, without the dickbag’s static, in a story about Steele. Maybe he’s pissed that he didn’t make the cut.
He’s on my radar now, though, and good for him. He’ll get to see what it’s like to actually get traffic to his blog. Better start checking your facts, asshole.
Here’s that video again, in case you missed it.
Bonus: Click here to find out what Kevin looks for in a man.