Dose Exclusive:Stephen Baldwin and His ******* Buddy at CPAC

Update: At CPAC 2010, McCullough and I buried the hatchet (to his credit, he approached me), so I hereby retract “dickbag.”

Stephen Baldwin, star of the Best Movie Evah, was here signing books, so I thought I’d ask him about Steele’s attack on civil unions.  You know, like I’ve asked everyone else here.  His dickbag buddy, who Captain Ed tells me is Kevin McCullough, starts acting like he thinks he’s Prince’s bodyguard or something.  Look, I like Baldwin, but even if I tried and succeeded at getting him to say something crazy, it ain’t exactly gonna land me a job at Variety.

Baldwin was at least trying to be funny.  Too bad his SWF shut me down, because I really was curious about his position on civil unions.  A lot of Christians are in favor of them, especially as a way to head off gay marriage.

I’ve always liked Baldwin.  I don’t automatically make fun of someone just because they’re a celebrity, or a Christian, or even a little goofy.  He was quirky and funny on the reality show “The Mole,” and hell if I can’t relate to fucking your whole life up with “the urges,” and looking for some kind of salvation.  Plus, again, he’s in the Best Movie Evah!

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The CPAC Chicken

Putting on a chicken suit and running around like a dickbag with a giant check and Obama bucks is easy, comedy is hard.  Make it rain!!!

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Are You Really Feeding Me Fucking Arugula at CPAC?

Sad but true.  In a sun-dried tomato wrap with turkey.

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Got My Feet Wet at CPAC, Diving Into Media Malpractice Screening

I just came from the Omni Shoreham, home of CPAC, where I got to meet Captain Ed for the first ticupme.  Then I had to skedaddle back top get myfrickin’ car before I go to the Ziegler screening.  Hopefully, I’ll have some video of Ziegler later.

I also found my thermal mug, right where I left it, in the press briefing room breakroom.