Today’s Quickies – New and Improved

I’m going to try something different with “Quickies” today.  I’m going to do them in the morning.  Some of these may get fleshed out over at AOL.  It’ll give you a feel for the process.  Maybe I’ll add more as the day progresses, so check back.

Chris Matthews gets all creepy about Palin again.  Ed doesn’t like it.

Fight Obama derangement syndrome.  Ask your doctor if quitting PUMA is right for you.

No more “War on Terror!”  Let the “Skirmish Against Anxiety” begin!

Conservatives are like those sci-fi robots who take everything way too literally.  (Robot voice) “It is illogical.  Neither pots nor kettles posess vocal faculties. ”

This always makes me think “Good morning, Mr. Phelps…”

Be real careful when you write this headline.

Great.  Now we know who to swat with a blue newspaper.

There are pricks, and then there are pricks!

Tim Kaine funds “talk me down from having an abortion” centers, and NARAL is pissed.

New York thinks you suck, too, Rush.