NSFW – Girls Don’t Really Kiss Like This, Do They?

I just did a story about this video, recently scrubbed from the Vir4ginia GOP’s viewing history, at AOL, but I wanted to add my own critique here.  There’s no nudity in it, but I’d advise some privacy and some spare time:

Now, I thought this video was really hot until they got to the actual kissing.  This is a pitfall for most erotica, the obsession with revealing everything to the camera.  People don’t kiss like that in real life.  It gets all cold in there.  Look, I am perfectly capable of knowing that their tongues are touching without an on-camera dissection.

Still, even with that, it’s a pretty hot clip.  It also has about as much to do with gay anything as a Mel Gibson movie.  The intent of the film is obviously to arouse men, and maybe bi-curious women.  It works, don’t get me wrong.

I also searched the name on the next video down on the VAGOPTV channel, and I found this Brian Moran campaign song that I was all ready to mock, except I kinda liked it.  Secret about me:  I’m a sucker for banjo music.